mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

mad batty

New Zealand slang for huge voluptuous ass.

DAMN JOHN! look at that girl over there she has a mad batty.

What an amazing mad batty.

by koolkatz102 May 29, 2022

Mads

A mentally ill dwarf who tends to use combinations of words that don't exist, such as fuck mother shitter

"That little fucker is being such a Mads at the moment"

by My discord is maylaxy September 29, 2023

mads#7777

the sexiest egirl to ever exist.
run if u see her

will ruin ur life
and break ur heart
and ego

"have u added mads#7777 on discord?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
no.

by yeatfan July 15, 2022

Mad Dap

For when someone is obsessed with something to the point of craziness

Cal was obsessed with sex, probably because he wasn’t getting any, the mad dap

by GlennHoddleIsAShitManager June 14, 2022