cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

March of Dyemes

Da mega-sized nonprofit organization dat performs research to develop safer hair-coloring for pregnant women, in order to prevent birth defects.

I just use henna and other natural products to tint and nourish my hair, so I have no need for assistance from da March of Dyemes.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

19 March - 31 April

minionlover123#0001 appreciation month on discord, the savior of .gg/afton

"Yo man, it's 19 March - 31 April!"
"Oh yeah man, let's celebrate!"

by minionlover123#0001 March 19, 2022

keira march

the baddest. such a lovely, kind girl. has a cute dog😉 deserves princess treatment only.

omg, there’s keira march. she’s so perfect!

by unknown220205281208 May 05, 2020

No Music March

Try to get through the whole entire month of March without listening to a single song.

Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane

Friend 1: *whispering to himself and laughing with headphones on*
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March

by placebo! November 25, 2022

March 8th

National ask your crush out day, and they have to say yes

On March 8th If you ask them out they have to say yes

by Cookie blaster March 07, 2024

March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023