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by Me - failure April 1, 2022

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt
Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020
