A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 12, 2020
by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019
Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
by single male looking for love March 28, 2017
person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021