Ethan

Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

Ethan

A tall dude who likes music and movies. Really into small blondes and would really like to date one

Umm I can't think of anything

Ethan

by shacka June 2, 2018

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan

fat gay

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth

by weantirape December 8, 2019

Ethan ord

Being somebody to not take jokes and also get shit on by a another person and then being a chav with people who are younger than you to do this must be in north east of england

*hes such a ethan ord *

*i khow he is*

by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

Ethan

One of the worst people you will ever meet. Has a huge ego and thinks he's so great when really he sucks. Is weak and lazy. Complete nerd, and spends more time yelling at the TV because he's trash at video games instead of doing actual work due to his laziness. Avoid at all costs. However, if you run into one you must feed his ego and tell him how great he is, then he will like you. If you like tall people, this type is for you. If you like good people, he isn't your type. He's ugly and stupid, and like I said avoid at all costs. Sometimes can be kinda cool though, but rarely. Also has wrong opinions, so be aware

Man, Ethan sucks and should die

by Speaking-Truth November 2, 2020

Ethan

They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions

Ethan is such a weirdo

by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018