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December 4th 

Steal a hoodie day
Britney: "Who's hoodie is that"
Maddie: "Josh's"
Britney: "Did he give it to you?"
Maddie: "No I stole it"
Britney: "Why?"
Maddie: "Cause it's December 4th"
December 4th by Fatcowmsredmond December 1, 2019

December 25

The day Jesus is born.
Jack: do you know what today is?
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.

December 2nd 

National slap a Gabe day!
Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!
December 2nd by Disenfectant December 2, 2019

December 2 

Ask your crush your crush out go get that sexy ass girl
Boy: Do you have a crush because go ask her out
Girl: Hey it’s December 2

December 25

It’s Christmas bitch
December 25 by Potato queen bitch December 2, 2019

December 4th 

December 4th is national kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 😘😘❤
boy kisses girl*
girl "what was that for"
boy "its December 4th"
December 4th by neko2025 December 2, 2019