A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christianmug. An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
Get the Christian Atheistmug. Christian
by CJRA October 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
Get the Christian❤️mug. A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
Get the Christianmug. christian delacruz is hot, cute, and loves to joke, but if your is girlfriend than your lucky but you better not be boring
by foodly coor February 11, 2022
Get the christian delacruzmug. A Christian del santo is a wanna be cburgs. He can typically be seen at your local bryne dairy with the rotating heat lamp full of pizza. If not at bryne he can typically be found fucking man’s bestfriend or laying pipe on his girl Ursula
by Sapphire272 July 28, 2025
Get the Christian Del Santomug.