Horse cock

OMG I LOVE HORSE COCK UP MY BUTT

I just saw a fat horse cock

by Devon janke March 14, 2020

Cinnamon Cock

A delectable schlong lightly sprinkled with cinnamon, often used as an insult or to express frustration. Part of a healthy breakfast.

"Hey, Devin? Eat a cinnamon cock."

"Aaaand the pizza has gluten in it again. Cinnamons cocks."

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

cock boxed

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.

Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.

by Foxy Sparkles June 24, 2017

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

Pimple Cock

A disgustingly unattractive cock that is covered with pimples

Guy: Hey girl, you ready for my pee pee?!
Girl: Yes daddy!
*Guy pulls down his pants*
*Girl shrieks*
Girl: Never mind!! Get the hell away from me with that hideous Pimple Cock!!
*Girl leaves and never talks to guy ever again*

by Zackerthecracker February 5, 2018

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016