Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:
Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?
Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?
Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?
Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?
by sinistersarahs032587 November 22, 2015
by Dave Davies August 02, 2022
some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer
by Dickdoodleham May 24, 2015
Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer
Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”
by whosp July 28, 2024
by figgernart March 17, 2023
When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
by Digilo July 18, 2019
Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.
"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013