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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

Asshole Poopy Content Farm 

When someone makes a video that is bad
some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm

asshole rim 

The firm skin in between the brown ring and the soft cushy dermaskin in between your butt cheeks right above your tant.

Word created by Kenneth Huffine.
Auntie Theresa had a blow out in her asshole rim; that's why her outside rim is black!!

asshole animal 

A disruptive piece of shit animal that shoves pine cones up your septic system and has no disregard. Elusive and sneaky looking for a warm place to live yet disrupting other mammals in the process .
This piece of shit asshole animal plugged up my septic system
asshole animal by Onebradh April 2, 2024
The worst.
Hokey is an asshole.
Asshole by HillbillyTanker April 27, 2024