spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016

Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016

crevice riding

When you slide your finger slowly down a persons ass crack.

Ava was crevice riding Sam last night a got a little shit under her finger nail.

by justinher May 30, 2016

large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.

"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."

by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012

marshmallow ride

When you've already cum inside of someone, and you fuck them again when the cum from the first ride starts seeping out.

We went all night. So many marshmallow rides.

by Marshysib7 November 26, 2016

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022