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beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down
girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"
by neketumeke March 6, 2021
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beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer
"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."
by bearded steamer October 13, 2011
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Charlie-ing beers

To leave a beer half drank; waster of beer

(Past tense) Charlied a beer

Charlie; a guy who doesn’t finish beers
1). “Hey Ben there is a half drank beer here getting warm is this yours?”

“No Preston just left he’s been Charlie-ing beers all day.”

2). “Yo! Half of these beers are half full who’s the Charlie?”
by Not Charlie September 18, 2023
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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beer pressure

1 If you are determined to go out with your friends without having a beer, but as soon as everyone gets their beer you feel the beerpressure and order (at least) one beer;
2 If you see a good beer on the menu and you immediately feel the urge to drink it, this is a case of beerpressure;
3 If you haven't had a beer for a relatively long period of time (at least for your personal feeling) and you need a cold beer asap, you are experiencing a serious case of beerpressure
peer pressure
Today is a day for beer pressure.
by TheVienneseJudge October 7, 2018
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Beer delay

The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*

Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
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Beer Union

Gathering place for those that enjoy great beer and great company.
Let's have our happy hour at the Beer Union tonight!
by Bistro 450 December 3, 2010
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