cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.

Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!

by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025

Cookie Twirl

Person performing cunnilingus on multiple women, twirling in a circle from one "cookie" to the next, until they all orgasm.

Jeff had a cookie twirl with several cheerleaders after the game.

by TriangleDreamer August 30, 2017

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Cookie

To suckith of a dick

Kenneth said he gone give me a cookie

by ZXECC November 25, 2020

Cookies

To steal the ball off an opponent in a sport.

Cookies!

by Tuysh.09 August 24, 2023

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011