Rusty Trio

consuming back-to-back-to-back shots of Rumplemintz, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

Wow, last night I took a rusty trio and I have been hungover for 24 hours!

by .boji November 13, 2011

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

Rusty

You are very shy and have 3 younger siblings who you find very annoying. Once you stop being so shy and people get to know you, you can be really sweet. Your favorite foods are Chicken and Macaroni

Rusty doesn't want to hang out with me.

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.

We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.

by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010

Rusty

A nickname given to Miller Lite in tribute to Rusty Wallace, a NASCAR driver who drove the Miller Lite #2 car in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Yo Nate, toss me a Rusty!

by Frankamp Madness March 17, 2022