A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022
Get the Holiday Ninjamug. by Brosocrates August 27, 2015
Get the Ninja turtle'dmug. Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants
Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.
by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024
Get the Ninja Starringmug. by Dee Empty November 13, 2022
Get the Pillow-Ninjamug. by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019
Get the Physics Ninjamug. Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013
Get the poon ninjamug. by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013
Get the porch ninjamug.