Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

Batshit Maggot Fucker

A crazy person who fucks dead people

“ that sick bastard is a Batshit Maggot Fucker”

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

fucker

the word that you use when someone spooks you or jumps on you.

guy: *jumps on friend*
friend: FUCKER

by felixfluffer November 26, 2015

Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.

Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker

by That_random318 January 5, 2022

chicken fucker

Skinny annoying people.

"Stfu u chicken fucker."

by Jojo2001 June 8, 2018

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018