Napolian food

Napolian people like to eat cat or dog and like to put a metric fuck ton of shitty spices that make your stomach hurt worse than a semi hitting you going 190mph and will make your asshole burn like the Jews in the gas chambers in the holocaust.

Holly fuck jimmy I had some of that Napolian food and now my asshole is on fire.

by Idek343434 December 14, 2023

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

Food

Do I even have to say anything about how perfect and delicious it is?

Girl 1: Why do you eat that burger?
Girl 2: Because it is delicious food

by Xx_*-*_xX October 31, 2019

FOOD

Drugs

Oi lahd you heard "name" is pushing food

by $AL4500 April 26, 2021

guilt food

Feeling bad about not buying food when visiting a supermarket, bakery or other grocery establishment. Therefore you buy unnecessary food products/produce

Grandma went to the bakery and bought guilt food because she was feeling sad for the employees.

by Thedude9880 December 3, 2023

Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

by doodling June 23, 2011

Food

Something a girl wants to eat uncontrollably without gaining weight.

Me: That ice cream looks good
Friend: then buy it
Me: i can’t
Friend: oh yeah, its food
Me: yeah, i also just ate 12 donuts, a cookie, three sandwiches and a baguette
Friend: if inly we couldn’t gain weight

by seriouslyurbandictionary November 8, 2020