I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

Don't Shit Where I Eat

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).

Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.

by Haleys Comments June 11, 2006

National Eat Out Day

On April 14th You eat any shordy out

Mandem: "Shordy lemme eat you out "
Shordy: "Nah styll"
Mandem: " Lowe me its National Eat Out Day"

by shordy12345 May 25, 2018

Eat ass dirty hoe

It to tell someone how god dam dirty they are or they just a nasty ass bitch or a hoe

Eat ass dirty hoe

by Local_bitch March 10, 2020

Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.

The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france

by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022

National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020