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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
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GMO Cookies

“Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions Cookie” or “Garlic Cookies”

potent indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Chemdawg. This strain produces a euphoric high with mentally uplifting effects. Consumers say Garlic Cookies promotes an incredible body high that leaves you feeling relaxed and free from pain. In large doses, this strain may lock you to the sofa and make you feel sedated.
Yoo those GMO Cookies got me blizzted
by Guyinthesky115 January 11, 2025
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Cookie

What a girl feeds your when she’s high after having sex with you
John: hey man how was the sex with Ashley
Adam: good. She gave me a cookie after and she was high as hell when she gave it to me
by Who the hell am I October 28, 2020
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Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
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carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.
Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie
by the wankstain February 5, 2010
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Cookies

The word "cookies" is a euphemism for the word breasts, boobs or boobies :)
Jake: Hi there, I love your cookies ;)
Gabby: Thanks sexy, I love ypurs to :P
by Jakey19 February 5, 2014
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