by Madam La’rue April 13, 2025
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My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
Get the Asshole Recognition System (ARS) mug.When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
Get the Gregarion asshole stomper mug.When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
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Joe: Okay daddy
Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
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by anonymous May 12, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.
We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?
I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
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I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
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