Ninjaing

To behave (or attempt to behave) in a ninja-esque manner, with agility, skills, subtlety, and stealth.

I was ninjaing my way around the house in the dark because I didn't want to wake the kids.

by KnightSmithJones July 6, 2022

Ninja

A super fast good karate fighter

I like karate I'm wanna be a Ninja

by Ninja 1023 June 21, 2017

snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.

girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja

by weeweeweapon December 21, 2018

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.

Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.

by SD Nova May 27, 2017

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

Ninja

1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.

Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!

Ninjas really know how to kick asss.

Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.

Becca just cleared 9 feet!

by awesomeninja22 August 4, 2009