Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! September 25, 2011
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Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
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new york ninja

Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas
by Glock42 January 13, 2016
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head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.
I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.
by QueenHeadNinja December 04, 2009
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willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.
Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.
by Mr Bar Stard October 08, 2015
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porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013
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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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