im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 07, 2024

U flipping wiener head

The most unruly insult to have every plagued your christian Minecraft server. Saying this forces someone to give you all their diamonds when used on anything other than Minecraft, the person will melt and all attempts at a comeback, yes, even ur family tree lgbt is totally useless against this. Use with caution, you can kill someone

Diamondminer707 : heck you Gimme ur diamonds or I hack you scrub XD
Minecraft_miner6969 : u flipping wiener head

Diamond,iner707 : *melts whilst handing over diamonds*

by Coolsortakinda1 May 27, 2018

I u say b

If you stare at the sun you'll go blind 👌

I u say b?
You'll shoot you eye out kid.

by MineOwedWu's June 30, 2021

u off 1

being high... being completly baked and not being able to control a conversation with someone else.

"man you off 1 today?"..." yeah man got that good shit."

by Mizz;Dizzy January 12, 2010

Q T H U G

A
"Q T H U G"
(using that spacing and capitalization), is an acronym for "Queer Trans Hug Über Gronp" aka an epic hug involving every member in a Queer Trans club such as QTLUG, the Queer/Trans Linux User Group or such. Usually used to celebrate a big win such as a friend having their first Traniversary!! It also has the additional awesomeness of sounding like "cutie hug", which it usually is!

I think you need a Q T H U G!!

by marv3lls October 01, 2019

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back

Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022