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You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019
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Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"
At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

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by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020
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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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urban dictionary doesnt have this word

person 1: well i bet urban dictionary doesn't have the the word.. the word... urban dictionary doesnt have this word *points to word*
person 2: yes they do!
person 1: what the heck, you didn't even look at my word!
person2: what do you mean your word was "urban dictionary doesnt have this word"
by stopbeingnosy July 5, 2022
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