Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN
by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.
Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.
by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024
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Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.
Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”
by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024
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Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
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Taylor Jacobs

He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.
by Butterscotch Stephan July 15, 2019
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