soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 20, 2024
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Lerbum Turds

AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.
by John O. Bralens March 03, 2008
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 08, 2010
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Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022
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