Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
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