ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 05, 2019

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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022

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Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions July 31, 2013

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Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023

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Ninja Creami

Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy

Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami

by TrishaMcFisha February 20, 2025

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