Someone you've chosen to star in your own personal mental porn whether s/he is an actual porn star or just the cubicle dweller next to you.
I had chosen the hottie bar tender giving out free jello shots as my new mental porn star. I was having a series of fantastic scorgasms
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009
Get the Mental porn Starmug. by bozoaf October 11, 2020
Get the furry porn daymug. refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno
dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
Get the retarded kitten pornmug. February.
The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.
The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.
by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011
Get the Promote porn monthmug. When people sexually touch their belly button for other people's pleasure. Two people take sexual actions upon themselves to pleasure each other threw the belly button by licking or fucking the inside of a belly button
by Bellyfuckme October 18, 2016
Get the Belly button pornmug. you: leaves
Friend 1: yo he left his computer open
Friend 2: lets look up gay midget porn on his computer
Friend 1: yo he left his computer open
Friend 2: lets look up gay midget porn on his computer
by IDefinatelyDontLikeMen December 29, 2022
Get the Gay Midget Pornmug. A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.
by troubleroo April 22, 2016
Get the Word porn starmug.