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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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Perfection

You <3
And I dare you to say otherwise >:(
You my dear... are perfection. Nothing else can ever compare to how perfect you are
by Sadistic Angel July 16, 2020
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Perfect

This stunning girl I know called Delilah who is the prettiest, smartest and funniest person on the planet 🌎💗
Omgggggg why are you so perfect!?🤩
by JacobbbbbbbBbbbbbbbbbbbbb July 25, 2021
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perfect

diliana is not perfect ahaha
by dilianahater July 15, 2022
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Perfect

Allyssa is perfect
by 082019 March 3, 2021
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Perfection

A girl
She knows who she is
And everything she does is perfection
She *smiles*
Everyone “wow perfection”
She “cool beans
by Mariass October 12, 2020
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