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Ninja Bitch

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world
Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch
by Azden May 18, 2015
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Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.
“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”
by ELEETS November 19, 2024
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Ninja

James: Hey did you see Ninja's stream last night he got 20 kills in one game!
Mark: I know he is such a beast at Fortnite .
by mjamez20 June 3, 2018
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Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.
Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.
by maxamillianimus January 26, 2012
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The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"
by Golm December 17, 2012
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ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word
HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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