Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.
by djsmakywas February 04, 2012
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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
by tomarswego January 07, 2025
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a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 07, 2021
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 05, 2019
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Ninja Creami

Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy
Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami
by TrishaMcFisha February 20, 2025
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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