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mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit
"may we all be mud monsters"
by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021
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Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.
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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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Monster Shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
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monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day
my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around
by Dave Crane February 23, 2009
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sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet
"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"
by AnOcelot July 28, 2020
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Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.
I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.
by Gubyzer May 3, 2020
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