seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity

Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.

by Christ\ February 7, 2023

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

prude monster

a females that iz extremely prude.

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.

by b-rag-g November 3, 2008

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021