Five Little Glazunovs

Five Little Glazunovs a parody version of the nursery rhyme 'Five little monkeys' made by replacing 'Monkeys' with 'Glazunovs', and 'Mama' with 'Rachmaninoff'.

'Five little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Four little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Three little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Two little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

One little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"'

by sameybor January 19, 2026

The Five Hundred Families

The Five Hundred Families (the 500, the Families, etc.) means the richies who run the world and steal our wealth. The bosses’ bosses. They include the following celebrities:

The two dozen royal families
The 469 ultra rich families on Wikipedia’s “list of wealthiest families.”

Trump’s not really in charge. The Five Hundred Families are the ones who really run the world.

by autigrrl January 24, 2026