Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

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your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped

Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped

by The heev April 15, 2018

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Sweaty Bum Banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021

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Bum-ling-aling

'A piece of shit'

'Your a piece of bum-ling-aling'
You smell like bum-ling-aling'

by Franzzle, Flannel, Cantannel January 19, 2009

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Sweaty bum sex

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!

Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

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