Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

Bum Bitch Nigga

The definition of a bum bitch nigga is almost like a bum bitch but worse mainly because they're male. A bum bitch nigga is someone that lives at they mommas house past the age of 40, stirs up a bunch of drama instead of trying to get their life together, thinks that everyone & they momma owes them something, can't find or keep a job can't keep a whip, & depends on everyone to carry their load along with the weight another is already carrying. These people are a waste of life and space. A bum bitch nigga will also lie and steal from the hand that feeds them while taking advantage of the naive.

A: "What's up man you going to Tom's later."
B: " Hell na I see through that bum bitch nigga like a window.ol bum bitch ass nigga."

by Tee Tha Truth August 14, 2023

Bum ass boyfriend

That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.

Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!

Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu

by Yahfromhell October 4, 2019

Pine-cone bummed

Pine-cone bummed is when you have a slightly sharp bum which you use as a weapon. Could also be used to dig or to show off to other pine-cone bummed beings. 👍 you rock!

I pine-cone bummed the tree!

by Grolocofrail December 19, 2021

tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.

This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.

by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016