May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

24 may

a day when a beautiful and cheerish person born! you will always happy and being grateful. People who born on this day will have a big luck and have a huge success in the future

24 may its my birthday
im born in jakarta, 24 may

by 7ydhe July 31, 2021

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024

May 15th

Send your crush booty pics

Hey nigga it’s may 15 where the booty pics

May 15th

by big chugnus May 15, 2020

May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 5, 2022