2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 14, 2024

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021

half-stepcousin

1- Half-steppibling's child.
2- Half-pibling's stepchild.

half-stepcousin.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Half Drink Haynes

When a man named Kyle Haynes only drinks half a beer and then gets a new one

“Look at all these half full cans. Half drink Haynes strikes again.”

by Lindseyswank July 17, 2022

half-niece-in-law

1. The daughter-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The daughter of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

half-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024