Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

Snake

Stefan

Stefan is such a snake

by Ullvis October 11, 2021

Snake Eye

When you enter your girlfriend or girls room and stick the tip of your penis out.

Girl 1: Jim my came over last night and I totally caught him with his "snake eye" out
Girl 2: ew what a fucking pervert

by Jabbaboi August 1, 2016

Snake Trap

A building where snake breeders and snake enthusiasts buy, sell, produce, and simply enjoy exotic animals.

I can't wait to hit the Snake Trap and grab a new Double Het Clown Pastel Pied Python.

by Snake Trap Sessions December 9, 2018

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Snake

Used in Deepwoken to mention traitors of their own guild.

"Axel you Snake! Why did you use reaper on me when i was knocked?!"

by voidlording December 4, 2022