Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Ninja

Definitely the master of flossing and not a Japanese elite mercenary

"Look! that ninja is flossing! He must be so cool!" - a quote by a 10 year old

by Hash00 February 15, 2021

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.

I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.

by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011