monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day
my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around
by Dave Crane February 23, 2009
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Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.
That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.
by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022
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Monster rookies

Usually would be used in the K-pop Industry, A monster rookie/rookies are a newly debuted boy/girl group or soloist, that has displayed immense talent to make it big in the K-pop industry. They are usually good at the things they are to excel in regardless of their less experience than their seniors. Monster rookies can still be considered new to the scene even though they have been around for 2 - 4 years or even less. Monster rookies usually go on to have good careers in their fields. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Omg, have you seen the new group (Group name) they are not as experienced as much as the other groups out there but they are really talented! I love the so much lol. They are definitely monster rookies
by Your fav Zommy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ November 27, 2022
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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 05, 2019
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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The No-Neck Monster

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.
by Coop Dupe December 01, 2022
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