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Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
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menthol lady

bordering on elderly Caucasian lady who’s very thin, has sunburnt leathery skin, & long hair dyed either bright red or jet black. Often dressed in jeans and bedazzled accessories or club wear in the middle of the day. Has the prettiest colored eyes ever — an icy blue, brilliant green, or almost turquoise hue; lined with bright colored eyeliner (usually blue).
Super raspy husky voice.
You’ll encounter these menthol ladies at your nearest gas station or convenience store purchasing menthols.
They call everyone “hun” and tend to be very friendly.
Ah yes, the menthol lady: the crust and backbone of society.
by Icy_B_23 February 10, 2024
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Purple lady

A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love
Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!

Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
by 7Yoseph77 February 22, 2024
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Lady Money

1a. Money that a lady makes

1b. Money that a lady makes specifically at da club
a. "Brittney made that lady money at waffle house."

b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."
by travvyfart February 22, 2024
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Lady and the Tramp

After cumming inside of a woman you pass her a towel while both of you use the same towel to clean yourselves off at the same time.
Another part of being cumsiderate is to reenact "Lady and the Tramp."
by DJ Dammit Man February 24, 2024
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barenaked ladies

I want them carnally
i want barenaked ladies
by shitandpissworldtour March 22, 2024
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Lady Shaker

"I wanted to have sex with her but I got too drunk and I couldnt get lady shaker up"
by JHussler March 22, 2024
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