golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025

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《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

《¤》Reggie《¤》Telmo《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

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《¤》Reggie《¤》Telmo《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025

Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

by Stephlog June 2, 2024

Golden Blood

a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up

Bye Bye Gibbo! See you tomorrow! Golden Blood !

by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024

Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.

Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.

by Big Moo Death June 8, 2024