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Golden cheese cookie

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025
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Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.
Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.
by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025
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Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémontonight
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Golden

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.
by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025
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Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
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Golden death

When someone dies emotionally from heartbreak but rises again, having learned that to love another is also to love oneself, they heal beautifully.
In other words

It means heartbreak that teaches you to live yourself (self-love)
After a terrible heartbreak, she experienced a golden death that made her realize her life is beautiful.
He went through a golden death
by PreciousDee September 13, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you
Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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