pisskey dick

When during sex you have to urinate so badly that you cannot maintain an erection.

Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."

by ekcrisp July 13, 2012

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 31, 2011

dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Bagga Dicks

Derived from the term "Bag of Dicks" this phrase means: Sucks; Terrible; Is unfavorable; having qualities that would be deemed douche-like. Shitty beyond compare.

1) Dude, that guy is a Bagga Dicks
2) Man, I'm sorry to hear that, that's a Bagga Dicks

by TKao September 21, 2011

Adrenaline Dick

When you pre cum and start to lose wood, but instead of pulling out you let it marinate in her until he starts to drown and adrenaline hits. It’s fight or flight but your dudes a warrior.

She sucked me so good i thought I was done for but then I gave her some of that adrenaline dick!

- Frankie Trendzilla

by Frankie Trendzilla October 29, 2019

Dick fog

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.

I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.

by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021