Bob

Bob is a beautiful man. Everyone likes him and he is known for being cute and perfect.
Bobs are highly respected as they are kings. Now go tell a Bob he is beautiful.

Non-Bob: ayo whats ur name?
Bob: I Am Bob!!
Non-Bob: At ur service ur royal cute highness do u wan me to suck ur toenails
Bob: YEs Please thanku my slave wash your mouth first u peasant

by bobisbeautiful November 22, 2021

bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023

Bob

the most amazing person ever

Bob is amazing

by Ariana McMillan July 13, 2018

Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside

Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob

by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022

Bob Ross

God

Bob Ross didn’t die, god just wanted to learn how to paint.

by Phoenix the primagen November 8, 2020

Bob up

To raise the price of something anticipating or during especially high demand of an item.

"Zounds, ever since that last brawl with the police broke out here, seems Akim's has decided to bob up the jink for his wares, ain't he?"

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

bob guy

Someone who is a Cum Butt Fuck™ and doesn't know how to teach. They seem like the type of person to pronounce "cool whip" as "cool hoo-ip". If you ever have this cum butt fuck as a teacher, I apologize.

Bob Guy is drawing dead people on the screen again.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018