Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

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by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Asshole

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by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.

Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."

by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024