by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.
Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."
Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
by KeeperOfBtooms187$ August 6, 2025

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

by melak June 11, 2021

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015

Hym "The Sexualization of Hispanic Women isn't a thing. All of the woman are sexualized. MEN are ALSO sexualized. EXCEPT it's the FAT COCKS BEING SEXUALIZED and the BABY DICKS BEING DEMONITIZED. And THIS SITE is LITERALLY evidence of that very FACT."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
