Cum Monster

It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will

"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick

by sumfulla January 16, 2022

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

The Nom Monster

A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies

guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM

by Deed send May 15, 2009

Green Monster

2mg extended Relief Xanax Bar. Also called Hulk, gets its name from its green color and high dosage. 2mg is the highest dosage of Xanax. The print for green monsters is S 90 3, it this isnt imprinted on the bar dont take it. There is alternatively a white variation which is not extended relief.

"Mannnn those green monsters hit me hard, I popped like 6 of em and was foggy for a good minute."

by OXCosmix January 1, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021

bug monster

aka monster hunter bug..errr i mean monster bug errr monster hunter world. the game is mp game but you can only play sp due to some issues. let's pray for them to fix those issues so the game can be what it was meant to be.

andré plays bug monster with all his imaginary friends, they also use hacks

by el_sultan August 21, 2018