Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

by AmboNec September 21, 2013

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019