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Whinge Rock

A form of music in which the singer moans on about their life in a whiney voice to a lame, watered down rock backing while pretending to be metal.

Often mistakenly called Nu Metal by people who don't realise that was once a legitimate musical movement before it was hijacked.

Prime exponents of the Whinge Rock scene are Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Linkin Park and Evanescence.
"God I hate Whinge Rock. I want to hear an angry man shouting, not some whining little bitch."
by Captain McDosy July 22, 2003
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Camaro Rock

Any and all corny 80's rock enjoyed by the trashiest of white trash. Camaro rock is a celebration of mullets, Pabst Blue Ribbon, wife-beating, restraining orders, basement-living etc.
"My fuckin' neighbor keeps blasting that Camaro Rock all day, every day. I can't wait till he gets off house arrest."
by 25 2life March 2, 2007
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body rocks

Severe and painful diarrhea...so severe and painful that all you can do is rock your body back and forth while sitting on the toilet.
Man, those White Castle sliders gave me the body rocks and I stayed in the batrhroom all night!
by Fran (thanks Mom) February 28, 2009
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Rock Humper

A name given to a person or group of people who consider themselves rock climbers. Whether they climb professionally or for recreation, man or woman, they are all rock humpers.
This name was given to this unique group by me due to my inability to understand their passion for climbing on rocks. I believe that they like rocks more than people. They enjoy climbing so much that it seems only natural to suggest that they have a relationship with the rock that goes beyond the need to not only climb it but dominate it like a dog does another.
These unique individuals usually gather in groups weekly, humping man-made artificial indoor cliffs.
Can also be shortened to 'humpers' to dramatically increase the effect.
Me: "Hey Tucker, you goin' humpin' this weekend ?"
Them: "Hells yeah, you know it. We're humpin da shit out of the Red River Gorge."
Me: "Can you believe that they would rather go climbing than go to the best concert ever ? What a bunch of rock humpers."
My team: "Can you believe those humpers think they can beat us in football ?? I mean come on, you can hump yosemite but you can't catch or throw a pass !"
by bb0bbby February 29, 2008
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Christian Rock

Bands that are Christian, or preach about Christian values. The songs are just like other rock songs, but not with cusses every 6 words and offers good advice in the lyrics. Topics cover Suicide, Terrorism, Bullying, Cutting, Being left out, etc....

Most people do not give Christian music a chance, because they saw South Park and said "ZOMG ROFL TATS GHEY!!1!11FOUR" In reality, Christian rock has a LOT of hit songs and bands, whether you need it to pump you up, mellow you out, or just plain rock with friends.

Most people do not realize it, but many popular bands today are Christian bands.
Examples of Famous Christian Rock bands/singers

P.O.D
Switchfoot
Underoath
Skillet
Red
Hawk Nelson
Lifehouse
Kutless
Thousand Foot Krutch

And many more....
by titansmlb102 February 22, 2008
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rock lobster

An exclamation of excitement.
Can be used in place of rock 'n roll.
A: Are we going?
B: Yes.
A: Rock Lobster!
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
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slang-rock

Yo u slang-rock?
by Ripper June 21, 2003
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