max hartman

a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
max hartman radiates such aquarius energy but he is def a cancer rising
by badb111 June 9, 2021
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Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever
by Jeddb December 5, 2024
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Max

a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it
by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022
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Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.
That girl is so adorable and attractive
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”
by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022
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Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to
Jacob is poor-maxing
by minkjtr November 28, 2023
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max conklin

a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory
by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020
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Maxxing

The practice of intentionally and systematically optimizing or maximizing a specific attribute, skill, or aspect of oneself, akin to leveling up a character in a video game. This can apply to various contexts, such as physical fitness, personal development, or any area where improvement and enhancement are sought.
"John has been gym maxxing for the past year, focusing on building muscle and improving his overall fitness."
by Shimizu Naomi June 12, 2024
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